Matilda lost her matric card
Oh, oh, I am an inveterate retard
Said she. No more meals, it was doom
Until she found it in her room
There was Amanda who pulled Matilda
To International Food Fiesta
Look, look, that’s awesome!1
Though she got slightly poisoned
Sheila wears Raffles and Hwachong PE tees
But most of all, she likes her maggi mees
At 6, in the dining hall she is easily found
Otherwise she isn’t much around2
Chiahui, Chiahui has a lovely room
She’s armed with dustpan, mop and broom
It’d be Netters! Snell! before Fridays
But there’s XQRJ; well, she sleeps late these days
There is Shuling, she has a penguin
Though her badminton racquet might be her twin
And there’s Nan, who digs psychology
But she’s really cheery, it’s such a mystery
My neighbour is Shruthi
But my stereo is too loud, truthfully
Though not as (pleasantly) loud as the perky Jessica who is our resident photographer
As for Yunzhi, our very level head
She’s seen with Shuyi, that’s what I said
As for Shuyi, our long-haired beauty
She’s seen with Yunzhi, I might have said.
Leonie and _____ and Vaishalli
Live too near the toilet, unfortunately
There is a noisy bell
And we wish it didn’t ring quite so well
1 Amanda’s adjective of choice for ‘good’.
2 That’s because she’s training very hard.
